Why doesn’t someone just make -good- birthday cards? i can never find even one acceptable card when i need one. There has to be some kind of conspiracy going on where only horrible, vomit-inducing cards are put on shelves just so we all have to spend insane amounts of time in the card aisle, rummaging for the least-sucky card as we get angrier and angrier. Why would they do this? I don’t know, but that’s clearly what’s happening. It has to be deliberate! It’s not possible that every last person in an entire industry could suck SO many balls. GRAHH!
And why, for that matter, do i even -need- to buy birthday cards? They’re so pointless and tacky! Does anyone really even care about receiving cards? Yet if i were to just write a heartfelt, sincere and personal message on a scrap of paper and give that to someone (or better yet, just -say- something nice to them), they’d probably be offended that i didn’t go out and get them some insincere, nonsensical brightly-colored, embossed, and glitter-fied Hallmark garbage.
Ugh, it makes me mad! And yet, i’m still gonna buy one every time someone i know has a birthday. Touche, Hallmark. Touche. -_-
